Mara walks into the shore of NEVERLAND and is greeted by PETER PAN.
Mara: (upset) Why didn't you tell me?
Peter: Tell you what? What's wrong?
Mara: I hate being an adult.
Peter: Oh. Well I did tell you.
Mara: Yes, but you didn't specify WHY it sucks so much to be an adult.
Peter: What's happening?
Mara: Just ugh, life. Can't I stay with you?
Peter: I'm afraid that's not possible.
Mara: Why not?
Peter: You're already a grown-up.
Mara: I don't feel like it!
Peter: You can't change the past.
Mara: Can you just let me off the hook for once?
Peter: I'm sorry Mara.
Mara: I don't wanna leave.
Peter: You shouldn't dwell on the past. You've made a decision just do it.
Mara: You're starting to sound like everyone else! Ugh, can I at least talk to Tink?
Tink appears with a wide smile across her face. Mara starts to feel woozy and wakes up in her apt.
Mara: (to no one) It just feels like...like a vacuum is continuously sucking my insides out and it's this dizzying feeling that I know will never go away.
Mara gets up and leaves for the day. How sad.
End of Play.
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