Dream Cast
John: Adam Dlugolecki Laura: Aubrey Plaza A man, JOHN, stares blankly at his computer. He seems distant, sad. His eyes are puffy. He sneezes. With some hesitation he pulls out a bottle of BENADRYL from his desk drawer. He opens it. John: This is it. Drinks about three quarters of the bottle. Feels like throwing up but holds it in. Waits restlessly for the next minute. John: Hey Laura! LAURA rolls in on her CHAIR from another desk. Laura: Yo whattup? John: Can you OD from Benadryl? Laura: Yeah, you can OD from anything. Why? John: Nothing… Laura: (sees bottle) Holy shit what did you do? John: I’m just-- Laura: Oh my God! John you can’t just kill yourself in public. John: Well gee, I’m pretty fucking tired of doing the same shit. I want a better job. Laura: Yeah well who doesn’t want a better job? But at least I’m not trying to kill myself off of Benadryl. John: Whatever Laura, I’m not even dead. Laura: Not yet! Dude you have to throw up. John: No! Laura: Well why not? John: I feel better, it made my allergies go away. (beat) Shit. End of Play.
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