Dream Cast:
Amanda: Amanda Bynes Hillary: Hillary Duff AMANDA is standing alone in a waiting room. She is wearing DENIM SHORTS and a PINK HALTER TOP. HILLARY walks in wearing a PANT SUIT. She seems ready for a business meeting. Amanda: Well well well if it isn't Lizzie McGuire. Hillary: Oh my God how are you, Amanda? Amanda: Oh you know, fine. Hillary: Did they call you in for the audition too? Amanda: Yeah...what are you shocked? Hillary: (lies) No...anyway what have you been up to? Amanda: People watching. Or rather I'm being watched...and followed, it's fucking tiring man. Hillary: Who's following you? Amanda: I can't tell you. Amanda starts dancing. Hillary: What are you doing? Amanda: Warming up, I'm gonna get this part. Hillary: That's so weird. Amanda: What is? Hillary: That they had to called you in. Amanda: (gets angry) Girl you don't know me! I was famous before anybody even knew who YOU were! Hillary: Amanda I'm not here to start a fight. Amanda: Then mind your own goddamn business Cadet Kelly. Hillary: I just think it's weird that they called me in to read for Amanda... Amanda: What? Hillary: Yeah, aren't you here for the revival of the Amanda Show? Amanda: This is what the audition is for? Hillary: Yes. What did they call you in for? Amanda: A dancing lobster... End of Play.
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