Dream Cast:
Justin: Justin Bieber Selena: Selena Gomez JUSTIN walks into a room where SELENA is holding a FOLDED MAGAZINE ready to attack. Justin: What are you doing? Selena: Ssh! Don't move. Justin: Why? Selena: I've been trying to kill this fucking fly for the last 20 minutes. Justin: Babe it's just a fly. Selena: I said ssh! Selena sees the fly. As she starts to strike, Justin laughs at something he sees on his IPHONE. Selena misses fly. Selena: Damn it Justin! Justin: What? My fans are so shady. Selena: Why are you talking about your fans right now? Justin: I don't this one girl like really likes me. I can't help it... Selena: Literally Justin you're getting on my last nerve. I cannot believe we have to be together right now. Justin: Selena I've done nothing but be nice to you! Selena: You're right, you're nice. That was never the problem Justin. The problem was, is, that you're an idiot. Justin: Hey I don't call you that! I've done everything you told me to do. Selena: I told you to be quiet! I almost had the damn thing. Justin: Bae you need to like chill out. Selena: Shut up, Justin I'm not your bae. Justin: Uh are you like PMS-ing? Selena: Honestly?! Justin: Alright, I'm sorry. Anyway your manager's wondering if you're ready for our dinner date. Selena: Ugh yeah. Justin: You know what I think. I think you're over thinking it. Selena: The fly? Justin: Mhmm. Selena: Well then if you're so good then why don't you kill it? Justin: Pssht girl I got this better than Mr. Miyagi. Justin sees the fly and without thinking kills it with his Iphone. Iphone breaks. Fly is still alive. Selena: Way to go Karate Kid. End of Play.
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