A man, JIM, comes home from work. His wife, TULIP, is setting up a nice dinner for him. Jim: Hi honey. They kiss. Tulip: Hey sweetie, how was work? Jim: Oh it was fine. That stew smells good though! Tulip: I hope you like it, I tried something new! Jim: What is it? Tulip: Let’s play a game. You taste and try to take a guess what it is. Jim: (excited) Alright! Jim tastes the stew. Mmm mmm mmm! Wow, um let’s see it tastes, a bit gamey. So I don’t think it’s pork…but it could…well I do like the vegetables. Tulip: Yeah I put in some Brussels sprout and potatoes cause I knew you love them! Tulip brings in a SANDWICH and starts to eat it. Jim: Honey why are you eating a sandwich? Tulip: I was feeling like chicken for dinner. Jim: Aw, well you didn’t have to go through all this, I would’ve been fine with chicken. Tulip: That’s alright, besides I knew you’ve been dying to try something exotic. Jim: (stops) Exotic? Hmm…uh…please don’t tell me I’m eating snake. Tulip: Don’t be silly! I wouldn’t dare pick one up. Jim: You sure it’s not pork? Tulip: (smiles) Cat meat. Blackout End of play.
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